I want a misc. t-shirt.

The guy pretending to be Msingh writes:

She’s not interested in guys with 1 inch equipment erect.

Not surprised that you’re too much of a pussy Mormon virgin to use grown-up words like “dick,” “cock,” “peen,” etc. What else are you afraid of? Benching bodyweight?

I got in a good session for the oly lifts today. Snatched up to 215lbs, push pressed 205lbs x 5, c+jed up to 245lbs, cleaned 255lbs. Some of the lifts felt heavy here since I DLed 48 hours ago but I felt pretty solid otherwise. High-bar back squat 355lbs x 3 and 375lbs x 3 beltless, these felt pretty good, moderate-effort and smooth.

Finished up with some barbell rows, about to do some chins and curls in my room.

Well just finished doing curls and chins in my room.

This is all I did on my Saturday, that and waited for Justin Shawn AC Chris Mike Alex fucking ANYONE to get on gchat or facebook chat which never fucking happened. Probably because they have lives and instead of doing mobility wod at 2am like I just did they were prob walking into crowded bars where they were greeted by applause and then told stories about how cool they were.

Yesterday Jay Statdfield noted that we were both on facebook on a Friday night, and I said “what the fuck else would I be doing.” Going to Denim and Diamonds? Driving 30mins to downtown Dallas so I can not find parking in a crowded bar and socialize with urbanite Texans who are drunk? I’d rather be doing mobility wod. I’d rather be turning down this 25 year old mom who is STILL texting me every night because I don’t think she seems like a kind person. I’d rather listen to this song for the 36th time today.

I’m supposed to head out to a sushi bar/club in Addison tomorrow with some friends from work. Hopefully the Vietnamese girl is there so I can continue hitting on her and getting shot the fuck down so I can tell you guys about it.

One time I went to a coworker’s birthday dinner where I was the only guy there with like uh seven girls, 4 of whom were like 7/10 or greater. After dinner I was invited to go to a strip club with them and I declined. The birthday girl, who is 22 and has fat round tits, also joked that she wanted to give me a lap dance, and insisted rather persistently that I go to the strip club with her. I declined at least five times and told her happy birthday. Then I went home and did mobility wod. This is a 100 fucking % true story. When I told Justin he either said,

“I don’t think you’re gay, and I want to believe you are not gay, but you are not making this easy for me.”


“I don’t agree with or understand your decision but I will stand behind it.” I can’t remember what he said because there have been multiple occasions in which I’ve done something like this so I’m getting his responses mixed up.

When I told Shawn, he said, “Well, I was expecting a story, and I definitely got it. It was not the story I thought it was going to be, but it was definitely a story.”

Andrew Koontz who posts on 70sbig told me, “your blog makes you sound like a despondent and miserable individual.” <– If he had said that on my fb wall I would have "liked" it. Truth be told I don't really give a shit. I just want to inject a gram of test a day and muscle snatch 130k @ 85k.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I wonder if I've got the internal rotation to muscle snatch now ….. just tested the movement and I don't think I'm ready for it yet. Guess I'll fucking kill myself.

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  1. The Obsolete Man

    I like you Brent 😀

  2. Come at me Brent Kim.

    u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.


    • wait…what?

      • that’s a meme from the misc. bodybuilding forums

        which is further evidence that Msingh on this blog isn’t actually Msingh from the SS boards

        Msingh from the SS boards is basically a home schooled Mormon virgin with mild autism, he doesn’t have the capacity to understand or enjoy misc. memes

        this guy is clearly some dude who wants me to troll Msingh’s training log to start a war, which i agree would be fucking sweet, and will prob be the first thing i do if i ever make a troll account for the SS boards

  3. Haters gonna hate.

    You’re not the only one that skips on the social shit to get in workouts or do things that help your workouts. I do the same. Training is a way of life.

    You really need to force yourself to get out there and do the social stuff though. It helps keep you balanced. You don’t want to end up as a guy who masters all the lifts, but has no one to share it with but internet friends. Just a thought.

  4. That Msingh comments reads like a 17 yr old australian kid who weighs 132lbs and thinks he’s buff because you can see his abs.

  5. Has Justin stopped allowing new members? I cant sign up, I go through the process but never get an activation email.

  6. patrick stroup

    Turning down lapdances is not a sport.

  7. Turning down a lapdance is a sure sign of being overtrained. (unless there is a legitimate fear of getting lost in there, then it is just smart)

    Do a Reset, get back on the fish oil and take the goddam lap dance!

  8. Brent, do you fb friend your fans?
    (Pretty sure I’m not a gay stalker, even though my question clearly indicates otherwise.)

  9. FakeMsingh

    Your trolling is fucking weak, you’re not even as good as the real Msingh. Please, please learn to troll before trying again.

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