Movember 2012

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Listen up fuckers, it’s Movember. This isn’t a game.

Movember is an annual call to hairy arms to raise funds for men’s health issues, specifically prostate and testicular cancer. Last year we kicked cancer in the BALLS by collectively raising about 6,000 doll hairs. I think this year we can do better. This year’s goal is to raise eleventy bazillion 8,000 doll hairs.

If everyone who is reading this donated ONE doll hair — just a single doll hair — then we would easily hit our goal in a day or so. So please, join the cause so we can really GIVE IT to cancer.

JOIN THE TEAM OR DONATE HERE

Movember focuses on growing a mustache, but 70’s Big just asks you to grow facial hair in general. You can do “no shave November”, start a mustache from scratch, or continue whatever facial hair you’ve already been working on.

Here’s this year’s opening video:

Here are some of last year’s videos:
Movember, Mustaches, Bacon
Movember Mash-up
Just Hittin’ A Mob

Lastly, here is Parks and Recreation star Nick Offerman teaching you how to grow a mustache:

36 thoughts on “Movember 2012”

  4. Mm, impressive beard my friend. Nice change.
    I already have a sexy beard, so I’ll just continue to rock it, and give someone money to do awesome things raising money.
    Fucking Cloud made me spend like $100 last year. Ass.

  5. The job says I may grow a mustache only, genetics say I can go all Nov. without shaving and no one would fucking notice. I hate this fact but I joined the team and donated a few doll hairs none the less.

  6. I would love to pledge for some things to do as part of raising the donations this year. I’m already on the team and will be looking to raise more.

    Hope to hear on a follow up. That would be appreciated. Thanks

  7. I’m in. Thinking of what to do for a fund raising ploy. My initial thought is one flip per $5 of the ~400ish lb tire at my gym (it’s the biggest they have). That would have been 64 flips last year I believe.

  9. Probably going for ‘No Shave’, since growing a moustache makes me look like an immense child fiddler.

    Will combine with 4 week dreamer bulk for maximum burl.

  11. I used my several days off for the hurricane to grow a mustache. Today I had to return to work, so it’s gone. It won’t return until I have time off work again around Thanksgiving.

    • That’s a great point shitchalker. Remember this movember that you’re going to be even more manly than usual. That means pushing cars out of the road and chopping wood and hunting elk barehanded. So don’t forget to feed that beard tuna omlettes and elk you killed with your bare hands.

  14. I have joined the team for to kick the cancer in it’s balls.

    I will be continuing beard growth without any further trimming.

    This may result in a distinct lack of sexy time from Wife but will be worth it to kick the cancer in it’s balls.

  17. Facial hair genetics brah checking in, donated some doll hairs. Grew my stache in The Year of Our Lord 1992 and never fucking looked back. Just gonna keep the beard going like every day.

    Looking for ideas? In high school, I shaved the school initials “SHS” into my chest hair. Anybody wanna shave “70’s Big” across dem pecs and abzz? Randy the Snake says do it.

  19. IT”S TIME! I have had a beard since I got out of the Marine Corps five years ago but it’s time to but it to good use. I am going to set up some kind of strength based donation event at my office, any suggestions? Also, I am writing a paper for grad school on modern American masculinity and would like to interview you Justin. Let me know what you think. Also bought more flannel today.

  20. Ok let’s be real. How much is heavy squatting going to help my stache grow thick and full? I have a bad feeling I’m going to look more Vincent Price than Ron Swanson.

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