More Red Tank Top

This is a video I shot on a day when I shot videos wearing the same tank top (just for SMC). In this video, I explain what’s going on anatomically during pressing movements and elaborating on why it’s important to ensure a proper external rotation. I finish off (ear muffs) with an easy cue to use for women doing push-ups. Women may initially have a difficult time with push-up form because when they do them, they flare their elbows out (internal rotation) and don’t really utilize or work the pectoral musculature.



Brent and I trained yesterday. We benched, high bar squatted, and then did weighted pull-ups. Then we were uncomfortably catabolic. Then we did poorly in StarCraft. Benching was okay, the bar had a lot of motion and whip, so it left something to be desired for. I squatted the most I have since my hip injury, and it was high bar; it actually feels more stable. I will be regularly high and low bar squatting each week. Then I got real pissed off at this shitty dip belt that Jacob has and pretty much raged quit. Brent on the other hand seemed to be aiming to not do his planned five reps. Like, at all.

Someone on the 70’s Big Facebook Fan Page linked this vid. It’s so sweet.



Today Brent and I are going to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I aim to have him touch a manta ray in one of the tanks which will be doubly amusing because he’s terrified of them. I’ll get it on video.


Dicking Around

I’m just letting you guys know that I’m with Brent in Monterey, and we’re creating some decent material for you. You’ll probably leave it rather than take it.

Brent and I mobbed the fuck out ourselves before training yesterday. Then we snatched and Brent clean and jerked after. It was my fourth time snatching this year, but I hit 265 lbs and missed a 275 on the account of being tired (and a pussy). My hip is feeling top notch. Brent was kind of a pussy about snatching and missed 225 behind. His cleans were smooth, but his jerk left something to be desired for. He said he felt fucking fantastic after our intense mob session but could have performed better with more food before hand. I don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about because he had a badass burrito, then he had steak and a sweet potato prior to training (in comparison I just had the burrito). If anything, it was the travelling, but of course Brent will blame the food. Everything wrong with his training is the food instead of the “by the pants programming” or lack of fucking hydration. How can a man, specifically an Asian man, improve his mobility when he a) doesn’t eat any food up on waking up in the morning and b) is clearly not hydrating. I hate Brent Kim.

Metal

I’m not super into metal, but these are some things that you ought to see.

Austrian Death Machine
The other day I asked Antigen, “Who is from Austria and is a death machine? You have two choices.”


The singer of “As I Lay Dying” made this band and album as a tribute to you-know-who. It’s, at the very least, amusing. Songs like “Get Back To The Choppa” and “I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots and Your Motorcycle” revive some great memories, but “I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton” is awesome:



However, if you watched some of those videos and noticed that the singer (vocalist, whatever) looks to much like a poon…then this next band is more your style.

Amon Amarth
My buddy Al introduced me to both of these bands, but Amon Amarth left a lasting impression. This band is full of giant Swedish vikings with crazy-long hair and out-of-control beards. They look like they just sacked a village, raped all the women, cooked half the livestock, and torched the rest. It’s called Viking Metal. Deal with it.



I think a lot of you guys will be able to use these bands in your training if you aren’t already. You’re welcome.

July 4th

I suppose all of you turncoat Americans think today is some kind of special, right? Well, you’re wrong. July 2nd, 1776 was the day that Congress actually voted for independence. John Adams even wrote a sweet letter that said, “Americans are gonna look back 200 years or so and think that this day was da bomb. They’ll shoot things in the air, drink a lot of ale, and eat ribs while shirtless because it’s so friggin’ American.” I think he showed his wife and gave her rump a nice friendly pat.

July 4th was the day that the Declaration of Independence was written, but it wasn’t actually signed until August 2nd. This is basically the same thing as making a big deal about the day Stephen King starts writing his new hit novel (about demons, spaghetti stains, and revolvers — I shit you not, this is in The Regulators) instead of the actual day it comes out. Speaking of which, A Dance With Dragons comes out on July 12th. The day Martin started writing it is irrelevant, but July 12th will make me wet at the tip.

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy your day off. Or something. May Zeus, Odin, Apollo, the Warrior, and the old gods bless America.


Rib Picture Contest

I hearby announce probably the weirdest and grossest contest on this site, The Shirtless Rib Eating Picture Contest. Inspired by this video, Jacob got the contest started. He’ll be hard to beat, folks. Let’s give this three weeks to run. I’ll announce the winners on either July 21 or July 22 (I leave to go to Australia on those days).

Jacob with-no-last-name



Happy PR Friday
Post your training updates or PRs to the comments.

I’m off to train. Tom put this up on the 70’s Big Facebook Fan Page. The caption was, “Shrug Thug has become a pigeon”.