Generally speaking, I don’t hate groups of people. But I sure dislike them. For instance, it bothers me that girls and women nowadays are attracted to effeminate, poonish males. Masculinity is a dying trait in today’s world; I weep for the future. What happened to the man’s man? What happened to grizzled, yet affectionate men? What happened to flannel? Some of you may find this hard to believe, but there are actually “males” out there that are mistaken for a woman! I’ve always said, “It should be a primary goal of either sex to never be mistaken for the opposite sex.” I stand by that.
Thankfully, I heard two stories yesterday that gave me hope. The first referenced a female who lost interest in a guy because he “loved to sing”. When asked about it, she replied, “I just don’t want to date anyone that is less masculine than I am.” This girl ain’t a butch, either.
The second story is from Jacob Tsypkin. Jacob asked for a class of milk at a coffee shop, and his milk was served in a wine glass.
A regal milk serving
Then the girls at the counter were complimenting his beard (see how gnarly it is in this video). He thanked them and said, “Most girls don’t like beards.” The girl replied in deadpan fashion, “Well, you see, I like men. Not boys.”
There is hope, yet.
Do any of you have hope that women prefer masculinity and ruggedness over skinny, shorn poons?
@Zac
That may be one of the best pictures on the entire internet.
@ZachH I’ve been rocking out to Clutch as my workout band of choice for years now. They are totally fucking badass.
MattTruss223 – try Kohl’s. Or if you’re in Texas, Academy – got 2 pairs of 569’s for 15 bucks each there last week.
@kpoff5128 I agree and noticed it had little citations. Although the reader with google can check the claims. The links with better citations didn’t have as broad of scope. The base domain has a lot of questionable crap as well. I hope the hippy losing his girlfriend story makes up for it.
“Grow a beard. Grab an axe. Axe some wood. Become a Man.”
Sam Hall is fucking awesome. I intend to play lots come St Paddy and I’m sure it’ll piss off all the gym kids.
Interesting note. Apparently yesterday was Justin Bieber’s birthday. The girls at the gym were talking about and a handful of them (10-12) did express their hatred of Bieber.
So some of them might not be as strong as I’d like yet, but there is some hope for them.
Jackie, who’s dad is a fitness trainer linebacker looking guy said something along the lines she’d love to beat down Bieber and make them celebrate her as she was cooler than Bieber. And yes, we have her squatting.
My gal likes me at 200lbs (I’m 5’9), picking her up over my head in front of her girlfriends and doesn’t ask me to cut out milk from my life in the name of a 6 pack. She also squats 175 for her 3×5(this week)and is 5’2, 130lbs..with better abs than most guys. She had never dated a guy over 170 lbs before me. We frequently discuss the man-children of the world and how useless they are for anything of importance besides making my pre training Americano or working at H&M.
Anonymoose… Dubliners…. Frankie happy