Ladies. Gentlemen.
I can’t tell you how much I love boobs (SFW). They are joyously loved by toothless children and men. They bring more joy to the world than Christmas and more smiles than a farting dog. Yet boobs are under attack.
Boobs are under attack by cancer in what is now called The Battle for the Boobs. We’re talking about un-checked aggression here.
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND.
This year 70’s Big will participate in fundraising for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you have a spare doll hair, please donate to the 70’s Big Breast Cancer Fundraising Page. My goal for us is to raise $5,000 before 31 October. Do not feel pressured to donate large sums of money, but even a single doll hair will count towards the aggregate.
Remember: every doll hair counts! Especially in The Battle for the Boobs.
Edit: I forgot to mention that you’ll get a discount for the books after donating (and it will work this time).