You’ve got a 38 inch ass and you need guidance on what comes next. It’s okay, we’re here for you.

1. Training Partner

Keeps training energized.

2. Transportation

Dying 1990 Taurus not mandatory.

3. Beer

Self explanatory.

4. 70’s Big Man

Ignore this guy’s shorts.

5. 90’s Small Skinny Guy

Sorta like midgets, but by choice.

70’s Big Female Tasks of the Week:
• Compile your list of 70’s Big Female essentials! Post to comments.
• We want to hear more from the 70’s Big Female community – submit to Justin if you would like to be featured in the weekly edition. We would LOVE to hear about you!
— Cori & Ellee