We’d like to announce the month-long event Novemburly. Some call it “No Shave November”, some call it “Movember” (a horrible name, I’ve never, ever heard of anybody calling a mustache a “mo”), and some call it “It’s getting chilly and I need to chop some wood”, so we’ll lump it all together and call it Novemburly.

I’m not really concerned with any childish or deplorable rules; just end this month burlier than you started it. Mustache, chops, and beard are all accepted and encouraged. That stupid thin chinstrap beard thing that Ben Douche-lisburger tried to pull off is unacceptable (you can view it here).

Have another doughnut, fatty.

Anyway, make sure you get your burly on. At the end of the month we’ll have a contest for best burly picture, and the winner will get one of the 70’s Big t-shirts.

Brian Wilson is on board (for some reason I called him Jason earlier):

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In other news, AC is a year older. I’m not really impressed with that as much as I’m impressed by the 365×5 that he benched before eating his cake (you’re never too old for cakes made by your mom). Oh, I shouldn’t have to say it, but it’s raw, and he’s probably weighing 215.
Video from AC’s cell phone.