Listen up fuckers, it’s Movember. This isn’t a game.
Movember is an annual call to hairy arms to raise funds for men’s health issues, specifically prostate and testicular cancer. Last year we kicked cancer in the BALLS by collectively raising about 6,000 doll hairs. I think this year we can do better. This year’s goal is to raise eleventy bazillion 8,000 doll hairs.
If everyone who is reading this donated ONE doll hair — just a single doll hair — then we would easily hit our goal in a day or so. So please, join the cause so we can really GIVE IT to cancer.
Movember focuses on growing a mustache, but 70’s Big just asks you to grow facial hair in general. You can do “no shave November”, start a mustache from scratch, or continue whatever facial hair you’ve already been working on.
Here’s this year’s opening video:
Here are some of last year’s videos:
Movember, Mustaches, Bacon
Movember Mash-up
Just Hittin’ A Mob
Lastly, here is Parks and Recreation star Nick Offerman teaching you how to grow a mustache: