I compiled the results of seven competitors not including me. I expected a few more, but I knew there was only a few non-pussies that read this site anyway. Oh, and domjo54 commented and said that he wanted to do it but didn’t think he’d be fair? What the hell, man? You ate two dinners, so fucking what? This better not be the type of jelly dick reasoning you use to not enter a meet or competition. YOU’RE BETTER THAN THAT.

It was funny seeing the difference in people in the post-eating weigh-in. They were lethargic, possibly drunk, and not as lively. Several of them even commented how their math was totally off (mine was too, but because I forgot my previous weight).

Anyway, I did a little filming for funsies. I’ve never been confused with a competitive eater and only gain two pounds in about 50 minutes. As usual, there’s more to the vid for your enjoyment:


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