Formal request for chicks in 70’s garb begins now
I have a buddy named Cliff who weighed a ridiculous 180 pounds with a 6’2″ frame in July. Now he’s a 220 pound stallion (that’s right ladies). After training last night, Cliff, our friend Spence, and I were chatting in my office. Cliff was sitting on an old wooden chair. Little did we know that it began to buckle because of the sheer masculinity that was upon it. Cliff shifted his weight, broke the chair, and as he fell to the ground he yelled, “Hey-yo!”. Spence, who had just painfully PR’d on deadlift laughed and said, “Way to go fatass.”
Chasing 70’s Big may or may not make you accidentally break things.
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Ladies and gentledudes, this weekend marks the first 70’s Big Halloween Challenge. I hope you all take this beautiful opportunity to dress up in some killer 70’s Big garb. I realize we can’t all be Johnny Spuke, but you can still look awesome. Here are some keys to a solid 70’s Big outfit (it isn’t a costume if it’s your normal style):
- short shorts
- long socks
- mustache or beard
- long hair
- small singlets
- chops
- weighing above 200 pounds
Stick to these simple guidelines, and you should be fine. Ladies, please get in on this too so my inbox isn’t flooded with a bunch of dudes in short shorts. Please?
For more costume ideas, see the following picture:
The epitome of 70’s Big
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Chuck B sent me some pictures of his “Bacon Explosion”. Nice.
Sausage meat wrapped in bacon
Pre-bake. Notice the criss crossing complexity.